Elon Musk Weeps, For There Are No More Women To Impregnate

Realising that every uterus had already been conquered, Tesla CEO Elon Musk reportedly wept Wednesday, for there were no more women for him to impregnate. “I have sown the many fields with my seed and reaped a bountiful harvest, yet now there are no new vessels to bear my fruit,” said Musk, who gazed through

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Elon Musk Weeps, For There Are No More Women To Impregnate
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